Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Let's Start A Riot

"Let's start a riot me and you
cause a riot's overdue."
It's funny that this is one of the first lines in the first track on Ursa Major, the new Third Eye Blind album. I could've started a riot in the mall today, basically running through the parkade, up the escalator and into HMV to get my hands on this precious disc. Six long years I've waited! Definitely overdue. I just wanted to pay and get out of there, and in those instances it always seems like time is against you. I'm not even kidding, there was a kid in line ahead of me, maybe seven years old with a stack of Michael Jackson CDs as tall as himself. For real?! It's 10:30 in the morning!
Anyways, I got the goods and bee-lined it back to my car, fumbling with the stupid plastic wrapper. When I finally got the CD playing I felt like a million bricks were lifted off my shoulders. Not in a stressful way, but in the way a little kid waits for Christmas and then bursts with excitement when it finally arrives. I don't think I've ever been so happy to hear a bunch of songs.
I drove to school, pretty choked that I couldn't listen to the whole thing all the way through. Although I can't remember the last time I had a smile on my face for that amount of time. Because I said it once and I'll say it again, music is the purest love I've ever known.
Third Eye Blind especially, gives me shivers. No one else can explain the things that are on the tip of my tongue, that I just can't get out because I can't find the words.
Well, WELL worth the wait. Do a favour for yourself and anyone around you that has to hear what you're listening to and buy this ASAP.






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So I just finished reading jPod and I must say, I'm so surprised. Not surprised that it was a good book but by the content. I won't give any of the juicy deatils away but it is definitely making me think twice about the personal lives of geeky game techs and what they do in their spare time.
I'm also wondering if Douglas Coupland is actually that big of an asshole in real life? I'm sure I'd rather not find out.
I have to leave you one quote from the end of the book that seems fitting to my life, as I am a drunk texter/emailer and I usually get beyond frustrated with crashing computers.
'Bree said, "I think computers ought to have a key called I'M DRUNK, and when you push it, it prevents you from sending email for twelve hours."
Kaitlin said, 'I've got another one: a key called FUCK OFF. You press it every time your computer does something annoying - in turn this would somehow force your computer to experience pain. And if you pushed SHIFT/FUCK OFF, you'd end up with FUCK OFF AND DIE, the computer equivalent of a razor being raked across your nipples."'

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Bad Boys

"Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" I'm sure everyone remembers the Cops theme song. I know it's been stuck in my head a lot lately, as I'm driving around Vancouver wondering how all these police have suddenly showed up out of nowhere.

I moved to Vancouver just under three years ago and one of the big differences that I noticed when I got here, was how police presence in the city was nearly non-existant. As a 21 year old girl, this was in some ways, a good thing. I could now 'forget' to wear my always uncomfortable seatbelt, my average rate of travel increased to about 70 kilometres per hour, even when weaving through city traffic and my worries of ever getting a ticket for anything had all but disappeared.

But the novelty of the lack of policing in this new place quickly vanished. Week after week, my sister and I called 'the authorities' to our East Van apartment to help the girl next door who was consistently beat up by her boyfriend as a crying baby watched. They eventually stopped coming, and on the night we moved out of that hell hole, there was blood splatter lining the hallway from this woman's door to the elevator. We'll never actually know what her fate was.

Now let's fast forward to our new place, not necessarily in a quieter community, but definitely in an area with less crime and violence. Within the next few months, we started hearing more about the Robert Dziekanski incident at YVR and the downward spiralling of gang and drug wars. All of a sudden, I felt like a lot of bad things were happening with no resolve in sight. Yet, on a few summer Saturdays, where (I'll admit) things got a little too rowdy at our house, the cops were there to disperse the crowd of party animals.

Which situations really deserve imperative attention? Why are the police always found in seemingly less urgent situations? And on the mattter of my recent observations, why have the Vancouver Police suddenly manifested themselves, well... everywhere? I'll tell you why. To look good of course! For the Vancouver 2010 Olympics.


The Vancouver 2010 Integrated Security Unit (V2010ISU) was formed in 2003 to implement security for the Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games to be held in Vancouver in 2010. It is directed by the RCMP, combined with the Vancouver Police, the West Vancouver Police and the Department of National Defence. In addition to there being an entire unit dedicated to fighting alleged Olympic crime, there is a security budget of $175 million, set in place in 2002, that has already been exceeded. Expected to reach at least one billion, this budget should upgrade border protection, Canadian Forces and Canadian Coast Guard equipment and personnel, immigration and, you guessed it, the Integrated Security Unit which includes the VPD. With all this money and publicity on their hands, their only option is to paste themselves all over Vancouver, making them known well in advance of the world showing up on our doorstep.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's important to keep ourselves safe in an event like this. BC Solicitor General John van Dongen estimates that an additional 75,000 to 100,000 people will cross the land border from Washington state alone during the Games. In other words, there are going to be more than enough people visiting. And to accommodate these extra people in any event of a mishap, the one billion dollar security budget also covers the Integrated Public Safety Unit. It is comprised of the Vancouver Coastal Health Authority, BC Ambulance Services and local fire and police departments, and was established with in the Provincial Emergency Program to plan for Games-time threats and emergency preparedness.

From this perspective our money is going to good use, albeit a lot of money. So the next time you find yourself out there on the streets of Rain City cursing the boys in blue, think about why they're there, even if it's to your disadvantage!